You know, Guardians of the Galaxy was not the first film I’ve watched in which Vin Diesel voiced a character that barely spoke and yet destroyed me with a single line of dialogue

need I remind you



where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from

like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it” in about .03 seconds

“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement, There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for plannning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future—you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college.”
— John Green, Paper Towns (via feellng)

(Source: feellng)


just want to give a shoutout to my main tentacle man

meet the flamboyant cuttlefish
it is cute, small, colourful, and poisonous
it doesn’t even swim, it waddles




COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me